Thursday, March 26, 2009

Conspiracy Theory

I've never been one to buy into any of those conspiracy theories out there, but quite by accident, I happened upon one all by myself, and I know it is REAL. Here's the scoop. The Chinese people are trying to take over the world. No joke. Think about it...who makes almost all the shoes in the world? China, that's who. They've cornered that market, and now all of us who are real fitness buffs are at the mercy of the Chinese every time we want to purchase a new pair of cross-trainers.

That's not all. The Chinese have mind control. It's called Mahjong. Mahjong is a tile game that is even more addictive than Solitare. I bet you can play Mahjong on the computer you are using to read about this mind-control conspiracy. Check the games installed under accessories. It's probably there. WARNING...DO NOT OPEN IT! It will suck you in to a Mahjong abyss from which you will never recover. Seriously, I can't stop playing. And the stupid computer has the audacity to give me my percentage of wins everytime I lose! It's all a part of the mind control. Once you see that your win rate is somewhere around 12%, you have to play again, thinking all the while that just one win will boost you up to around 15%. Once you get there, your hopes are up, and you play again and again. Hours come and go and you really have no sense of time passing. This is pure evil. I believe the Chinese want us all to become addicted to Mahjong and while we are spending countless hours sucked into this tiled void, they are going to move in and start manufacturing diet foods. Once that happens, we're done for.

4 comments:

  1. You must have too much time on your hands this week. And, from the sound of our conversation this morning, I'm really looking forward to your next post!

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  2. I can't think what to say...because BLOGGER is sucking my mind out! Oh wait that is you!

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  3. I am so with you on that! Jay bought me this DS game that has 50 some odd games on it. I discovered Mahjong and I play for HOURS. The other night I looked over at my clock and it was 1 in the morning! You know another game that is addicting, Sudoku!

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  4. Sarah, you are so right. I also LOVE Sudoku! I'm hoping that all these "mind games" will help me stave off the effects of aging. Research says that people who keep their minds active with crosswords, number puzzles, etc., have a better chance of avoiding Alzheimers. My kids are hoping so!

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