Conspiracy Theory

I've never been one to buy into any of those conspiracy theories out there, but quite by accident, I happened upon one all by myself, and I know it is REAL. Here's the scoop. The Chinese people are trying to take over the world. No joke. Think about it...who makes almost all the shoes in the world? China, that's who. They've cornered that market, and now all of us who are real fitness buffs are at the mercy of the Chinese every time we want to purchase a new pair of cross-trainers.

That's not all. The Chinese have mind control. It's called Mahjong. Mahjong is a tile game that is even more addictive than Solitare. I bet you can play Mahjong on the computer you are using to read about this mind-control conspiracy. Check the games installed under accessories. It's probably there. WARNING...DO NOT OPEN IT! It will suck you in to a Mahjong abyss from which you will never recover. Seriously, I can't stop playing. And the stupid computer has the audacity to give me my percentage of wins everytime I lose! It's all a part of the mind control. Once you see that your win rate is somewhere around 12%, you have to play again, thinking all the while that just one win will boost you up to around 15%. Once you get there, your hopes are up, and you play again and again. Hours come and go and you really have no sense of time passing. This is pure evil. I believe the Chinese want us all to become addicted to Mahjong and while we are spending countless hours sucked into this tiled void, they are going to move in and start manufacturing diet foods. Once that happens, we're done for.